1. the-study-of-wumbo:

    stereolights:

    It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

    maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

    (via drateeny)

     

  2. (Source: nonsigns, via what-mom)

     

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  4. cleromancy:

    i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

    (Source: lonelytreestump, via crystallized-teardrops)

     

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  7. seriousjones:

    mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

    me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

    me:

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    (via crystallized-teardrops)

     

  8. asian:

    Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

    I FEEL SO SAD SEEING THE DOG’S FACE

    OH MY GOD

    (Source: yugoslavic, via asian)

     
     

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  10. thecatgod:

    this does not ever get old

    (via joshpeck)

     

  11. stacksbreadup:

    WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

    (Source: rhymewithrachel, via what-mom)

     

  12. (Source: keikolyn, via outlasts)

     


  13. bovidae:

    not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

    (via drateeny)

     

  14. ~Bod by Zod~

    Lmao

    (Source: a-macks, via a-macks)

     


  15. gufiaoo:

    When my mom throws a family party

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    (via crystallized-teardrops)